Thomas checks out Jesus' mangina
The Church of England is facing the threat of 1,000 clergy threatening to leave because they don't want to "receive pastoral oversight" from a female bishop. The malcontents are bent over the issue of gay priests, as well.
Why, oh why, can't we all just be men? Come on, gals! Why the hold out? And you gay people - take one for the church. If we don't become men, or act like men, we're just going to have to swallow it from the men. If we don't, the men are going to take their football and go back to Rome.
BBC News: Jesus 'would feel Anglican pain'
Wikipedia: The Incredulity of Saint Thomas (Caravaggio)
Adult Christianity: Female Sexual Characteristics in Christ and Christianity, by Miss Poppy Dixon