Joe Six-Pack Lamb of God Beer Cozy

From MissPoppy.com,

Protect your fine furniture from beer can sweat with our Joe Six-Pack Lamb of God beer cozy. Handy bell alerts you should you nod off while operating heavy machinery or running the country. (Note: Do NOT operate machinery or run the country while drinking. Small parts - not safe for children.)

Just $3.95 while supplies last.

Hey, Let's Dig Here!

For all of you who worry that your deceased loved one will be passed over by Christian youth seeking a corpse to toy with (see references below), consider buying one of these solar lighted graveside accompaniments. They come in the shape of a crucifix, an angel, or a Bible - perpetually turned to the 23rd Psalm. The Solar Bible is only $39.95.

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