Pro-life Misconcepción

If only there were a safe haven, where people could abandon their burritos, no questions asked.

- BoingBoing.net | Police blotter: baby or burrito?

The Blessing of the New SUVs

A Ford Escape, Chevy Tahoe from GM and a Chrysler Aspen were parked on the altar.

Bishop Charles Ellis prays for the future of the American auto industry during a special service called "A Hybrid Hope" at the Greater Grace Temple in Detroit, Michigan December 7, 2008.

Yes, they were anointed with OIL.

- Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog | Programming Note: This Week, the Part of the Golden Calf Will be Played by Three Sport Utility Vehicles

Who Let the Gods Out? White Man Raises Roof for Jesus

From Smitty, Filled with the Spirit, from the album The Walls of Jericho. I understand the video was produced for Rick Warren's Purpose Driven Life Seminar in 2006. Warren is the religious guy who interviewed McCain and Obama. Remember? Yeah, me neither.

One other religious guy didn't like the lyrics of the song.

Ohhhhhh, I'm filled with the Spirit;
come gather round so all ya'll can hear it.
Ohhhhh, I feel so amazing; can't stop the music, got my hands raising.
Ohhhh, I feel this divinity; stronger than Samson; it is the Trinity.
Calm me down I need the tranquility;
Satan try to stop me; you got to be kiddin' me.
Uuhhhhh, now break it down ya'll;
uuhhhhh, now break it down ya'll;
uuhhhh, uuhhhhh, now break it down, now break it down,
Old Testament style.
Do the burning bush, do the burning bush,
now everybody in the crowd do the burning bush.
The walls of Jericho, the walls of Jericho,
make the booty drop like the walls of Jericho
[the rapper turns around and shakes his backside to the camera]...

Thanks, Jesus General

The Vatican Warns of the Spiritual Dangers of Cell Phones

Does your cell phone weigh the same as a duck? If not, according to the Vatican, your soul may be in danger, girl!

Father Federico Lombardi, the Pope’s spokesman, said.

In the age of the cell phone and the internet it is probably more difficult than before to protect silence and to nourish the interior dimension of life.It is difficult but necessary.

There is an interior and spiritual dimension of life that must be guarded and nourished. If it is not, it can become barren to the point of drying up and, indeed, dying. Today, this is a very grave threat, and it is the most irreparable misfortune.

Srsly?

- Telegraph.Co.UK | Vatican warns mobile phones are bad for the soul

Saint George is Going on a Trip

He's leaving next fall.

Thank, Ben!

Blessing of the Waves

Muslims, Jews and Christians blessed the waves last Sunday at Huntington Beach, CA, by pouring a bowl of holy water in the ocean.

Digger Green, a 52-year-old native of Queensland, Australia, told reporters,

This is my life. It is my church.

I can dig it. The beautiful, changing color of the waves, the power of the ocean, the waning significance of human endeavor, the lovely feel of the water, and the joy of playing in it, all are what I imagine believers might feel when they're in church, but what I never did - there. The waves don't need to be blessed, however. They are a blessing in themselves. They bless us.

- LA Times | Surf-loving priests lead interfaith worshipers in a 'blessing of the waves'

Darmwin is Fucking Ruthless

Rev. David Few - Minister of Sports Outreach

We believe that sports and recreation open up a world of opportunities to witness to the community the love Christ has for them. The Sports and Recreation Ministry at First Baptist Church Indian Trail includes activities for children through adults at all levels and abilities. Please come and join us!

First Baptist Church Indian Trail, NC
Thanks, J-Walk!

All Religions Are Created Equal

The goddess is not afoot

Wiccan practitioner Katherine Gunther, 36, was performing a ceremony of thanks in the Oak Hill Cemetery around midnight last week when she accidently ran a three-foot long ceremonial sword through her foot. Gunther suffered a compound fracture and should have been released yesterday.

Woman accidentally stabs herself in cemetery ritual

Thanks, Fark.com

Sunday Funnies

Christian tells you how to win an argument with an evolutionist:

The quickest way to win an argument with an evolutionist is to get them to admit they come from the animal kingdom according to their beliefs -- and that's what it is, a belief --. And they will admit that, they have no shame about saying: "Yeah, I believe I come from the animal kingdom."

Well, when you get them to admit that you can then say: "Okay, as a creationist I can no longer take you seriously. And even as an evolutionist I wouldn't be able to take you seriously cause well, I don't take animals seriously when they have anything to say. And, well, since you believe you're from the animal kingdom, I have no reason to take you seriously. You can try and rationalize that all you want, and say "Well, I'm an modified monkey" or "I'm an evolved animal, with intelligence", well, that's your own oppinion, which is the oppinion of a modified animal. So, I can't take you seriously."

Thank you, Fundies Say the Darndest Things

Never Mail Ice Cubes

I was standing in line at the post office one day, waiting to mail packages for MissPoppy.com, and saw this poster on the wall.

You're not supposed to mail ice cubes!

After all this time...

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