I Don't Watch Enough TV

Awww..., what cute little miniature horsies!

Who's Heidi Montag, and why should I care?

About the sex tape rumors:

There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?

There's a sex tape with Jesus?

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