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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Death Cookie Held Hostage

consecrated host
Webster Cook, a student at the University of Central Florida, returned the kidnapped body of Christ under as armed UDF police officers stood guard. The police were there to protect the body of Christ from any further shenanigans.

Cook had smuggled a communion wafer out of a June 29 service.

Father Migeul Gonzalez with the Diocese said, "It is hurtful. Imagine if they kidnapped somebody and you make a plea for that individual to please return that loved one to the family."

Yes, just imagine.

I don't suppose the church considered asking Cook for proof of life.

Bill Donohue weighs in: Florida Student Abuses Eucharist

From the Catholics: Webster F. Cook: ...a thief and his excuses..., Cook's written statement, and a call for paddling It's A Goddamned Cracker!

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