Eww! Lady Parts?

John McCain was asked if he thought it was fair that insurance companies might pay for viagra, but not birth control.

McCain grimaced painfully, as if he'd been asked to examine a vaginal discharge, and replied,

I certainly don't want to discuss that issue.

The reporter rephrased, and after a very awkward eight second pause, McCain answered,

I don't know enough about it to give you an informed answer.

After raising his eyebrows, and wincing visibly he continued,

It's something that I had not thought much about.

McCain acted as if it were a question from left field, from some obscure splinter group asking about fringe issues, and not something that affects 51% of the United States population.

It may be an optional issue for John McCain, but it certainly isn't an optional issue for all the women in this country, and for the men who love them.

Put on your big girl panties, John McCain. The vagina is your friend. Get familiar with it.