Stay Classy, Donald Wildmon

Cracker Donald Wildmon, of the American Family Association of Tupelo, Mississippi, is calling for his minions to vent their spleens at Hallmark for publishing greeting cards geared toward gay marriages and coming out.

Wildmon writes,

Hallmark is a private company obviously driven by greed. Let them know you do not appreciate Hallmark promoting a lifestyle which is illegal in 48 states.

My guess is he wrote "48 states" because gay marriage is currently legal in Massachusetts and California, and not because he doesn't know that Hawaii and Alaska were recently added to the Confederacy.

I suggest he start his own greeting card line, the "Stay Classy" line. Here's my first suggestion (left). Inside,

Men are more needed than you may think,
They'll pick you up when you need a drink.

(If McCain wins the election, I expect to be named the country's poet laureate.)

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