Return of the Repressed

Painting by Georgia O'Keefe and a Virgin of Guadalupe, both images with a motif reminiscent of female genitals.

The Justice Foundation announced today the "airing" of "Beyond the Dark Valley," a documentary about women who don't want to have babies.

Why can't women have cute euphemisms for their privates, like "Acorn Andy," "trouser trout," or even "John Thomas", instead of the Biblically gloomy ones like "dark valley," or "the valley of the shadow of death"?

Come on, fellas, don't be skeered. Our penises didn't fall off. We were born this way. Believe me, our parts are at LEAST as much fun as yours.