Obama Skips Mosque, Goes to Gym Instead

For the 23% of Texans who still believe that Obama is a secret Muslim, it turns out that he's actually not a very good one. Obama hasn't been to church (or mosque) since he won the election - hanging out in the gym on Sundays instead.

Hey, everybody, so WHAT!

Church is boring. It's a waste of time. It's counter to the whole idea of a day of rest. And that water that they use - it burns, it BURNS!

Politico.com noted that, "Both President-elect George W. Bush and President-elect Bill Clinton managed to attend church in the weeks after they were elected."

Although the godless Clintons DID attend church almost every Sunday Bill served as president, the pious Bushes are much less faithful about their attendance, the Reagans never attended, and don't even BOTHER asking what the McCains do on Sunday mornings. You DON'T want to know.

- Politico.com | Obama skips church, heads to gym