Kevin Anderton of 9in10.org produced two very funny pro-gay-marriage ads to help support gay rights and to defeat Proposition 8 in CA and Amendment 2 in FLA. These two won the audience award at the Boston Comedy Festival.
It's the sex, isn't it? Gotta be. That penis in the anus thing. Dudes blowing dudes... yucky! Really yucky. You need them to stop doing that. And what better way than to let them marry. Give them a family, joint debt. Tie them down... with debt, nothing kinky. Let them marry. They'll be lucky if they're having sex once a month.