While searching through sleazy celebrity websites for mentions of Jesus, a piece on Gordon Ramsay came up. The post was not really about Jesus, however. The foul-mouthed celebrity chef had been bitten on the nose by a puffin and told The Sun,
They put make-up on my nose and Jesus Christ it looks bad. I keep saying one of my kids punched me. I'm too embarrassed to say it was a puffin. We had a licence to cull 1,000. I didn't realise how difficult they are to cook, but they're very tasty!The incident resulted in three stitches for Ramsay.