Sarah Palin, pictured above, keeps her girlish figure chasing her sister's trooper ex-husband around the double wide with a two by four.
Listen, I have no problem with Mary, the Mother of God, having a "virgin" birth. Whatever. Obama's mother was an unwed teenager. So what? Bristol Palin is five months pregnant at 17? She deserves all the support she can get.
But that trailer trash mother of hers - now that's another story all together.
Hey, Governor Sarah Palin, how's that teen abstinence thing working out for you?
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree. Sarah's first son, Track, was born a scant eight months after Sarah and her husband Todd eloped. She's chosen not to elaborate on these circumstances.
Christians will be the first to say that they're not perfect - just forgiven. Their sins aren't forgiven - they're just forgotten. That's why they keep happening.
Governor Sarah Palin - keep your Bible banging crackpot policies off my kids. And while you're at it, keep your cracker-ass-cracker ass our of our white house.