An All-You-Can-Eat Anti-Abortion Lecture

If you're not doing anything tonight, drop on over to the Family Research Council at 801 G Street, NW, in Washington, D.C., for an anti-abortion lecture, a book signing, and a feedbag.

For more on the tragic impact of abortion, we encourage you to join us Thursday at FRC headquarters for a life-changing lecture on the book Changed: Making Sense of Your Own or a Loved One's Abortion Experience with author Michaelene Fredenburg. A reception with heavy hors d'oeuvres and a book signing will follow.

Heavy hors d'oervres? I'd never heard of heavy hors d'oervres before.

What in the hell is a heavy hors d'oervre? A pineapple? One wafer-thin mint?

The religious right must be losing support if they have to lard their invitations with free food.