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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Vicar Slips, Lands on Potato

potato
[ not this potato ]

An anonymous vicar checked into a Sheffield hospital to have a potato removed from his rectum. The vicar, in his 50s, told the staff that he had been naked while hanging curtains when he slipped and impaled himself on a potato that was sitting on the table he fell on. He insisted that he was not playing a sex game.

I believe him.

2 comments:

roxy said...

naked while hanging curtains?

are you standing in front of a window with no clothes on at some point?

i'd think you'd put the curtain up first and get naked afterwards

Miss Poppy Hussein Dixon said...

Yes, it sounds fishy, don't you think?