[Note: This is not the nativity scene in question, but a good submission to PassiveAggressiveNotes.com]
The baby Jesus stolen from a Sandusky nativity scene was found hanging from the ceiling fan of Joshua Martin, who has been charged with receiving stolen gods. Er..., I mean stolen goods.
The baby Jesus in question is 18" long and around 50 years old.
The incident gives credence to the claim, "If Jesus came back we'd kill him again."