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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

No Porn in Heaven

heaven's library

You might want to read the Bible now, while you're still alive, because according to Heaven Tour all the naughty bits (and the naughty bits are VERY naughty) will be removed on the Golden Shores. All the items about sin will be washed with the blood of Jesus, so there won't be much left there that's interesting.
This is the library where the life story of every human is recorded and stored. Every thing that is done, every word that is spoken, and every thought that goes through one's mind is recorded in these books for all of eternity, whether good or bad. But there is one exception.

When a person asks God to forgive them of their sin, God takes the page of that book bearing the sin and wipes it clean with the blood of Jesus. After that cleansing the person is as pure as the day he was born and there is no more record of any wrong doing!

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