Every now and then Christians trot out masturbation as a sin, and wage a campaign against it. Here's the latest. I suppose the shirt is supposed to make it easier for strangers to strike up a conversation about masturbation with you.
Dr. Ty (I don't think he's a real doctor) writes,
I have heard it said by many, especially by "Christians", that masturbation is not sex and even if you don't have a third grade education, you can clearly see that masturbation is sex. But many like to use that as an excuse to do itFrankly, I have never needed an excuse to masturbate.
Most people who have engaged in masturbation know that the culmination of this sexual act ends in shame. I don't have to share with you the thousands of emails of the admittance of this shame because you know all too well since you have experienced it yourself. Curled up in a fetal position, crying, because your bed is even more empty and you're lonelier than you did before you violated yourself...Because God never created sex so that you could gratify yourself. The dictionary defined masturbation as self abuse...the miss use of yourself. The mistreatment, the manipulation, the exploitation of YOU.Poor, poor brainwashed Christian.
Now if you really want to stop, get yourself some HandzOff gum. "Two HandzOff chews offer 4 to 6 hours of relief. You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed."