People in red states buy less porn on Sundays

Benjamin Edelman has published a study on porn in The Journal of Economic Perspectives. The study found that

Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption...

The largest consumer of porn turns out to be Utah, voters of John McCain and family values. Maybe they buy it to burn it, so there's less for the rest of us.

In honor of our Lord and Personal Savior Jesus Christ, red staters do buy 1% less online porn on Sundays, though that number jumps back up the rest of the week. Go Jesus!

According to New Scientist

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage.

But it's probably straight porn, right?

Thanks, Dan Savage <3

Christian Dominionists Cannot Count

John Whitehead, from the dominionist Christian Rutherford Institute brays,

'God' - the new four-letter word in public schools

Yes, we need God to more smarts on our childrens.

Writer suggest Jesus may have struggled with racism

"Na na na na na na. I can't hear you."

They've got their fingers in their ears over at Associated Baptist Press, because a brown brother, Miguel De La Torre (if that is his real name), has suggested that Jesus may have struggled with racism, just like today's Christians.

Our faith tells us that anyone can come to Jesus. The evangelistic message is that Jesus will turn no one away. We can come just as we are, ill and diseased. All who seek healing will find salvation and liberation in the arms of Jesus, for his unconditional love accepts everyone -- regardless of their race or ethnicity.

Or does it? Matthew 15:21-28 recounts the story of a Canaanite woman who came to Jesus desperately seeking a healing for her daughter.

The Canaanites during Jesus' time were seen by Jews as being a mixed race of inferior people, much in the same way that some Euro-Americans view Hispanics today, specifically the undocumented. The Canaanites of old -- like Latino/as of our time -- did not belong. They were no better than "dogs."

For this reason Jesus' response to the Canaanite woman is troublesome. When she appealed to Jesus to heal her sick child, our Lord responded by saying: "I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. It is not good to take the bread of the children and throw it to the dogs."

No matter how much I try to redeem the text, I cannot ignore the fact that Jesus called this woman of color a dog! I am forced to ask the uncomfortable question: Was Jesus a racist?

If you have a chance, read the entire article. De La Torre makes some excellent points. If you have the stomach, read some of the knuckle dragging comments. They're passing around $10 words like a big bowl of cheetos.

Thanks, J-Walk Blog

And now for something completely different...

"Gals Gams and Garters is a large scrapbook patched together by an anonymous afficinado of the ankle, thigh and leg. It was found by a student at VCU in Richmond, VA in the late 1960's"

Really quite evocative.

- The Blog | Gals Gams and Garters
Thanks, Ken

Eww..., Mickey Rourke.

Christians have a new poster child, and he comes with his own mug shots.

Rourke will grace the cover of Relevant magazine's March/April issue. [Spoiler alert.]

The article covers Rourke's brutal experiences growing up, his life as a boxer and the fateful night when--on his way to kill the man who raped his girlfriend--he decided to stop by church one last time.

Rourke describes his first encounter with the priest who is now an important mentor in his life: "It was gonna be more than a punch in the mouth, and the guy deserved more, but Father Peter gave me the rap about, 'Where in the Bible does it say, "'Vengeance is mine,' says Mickey Rourke"?'" It was a question that changed Rourke's life.

Uh..., how about Romans 12:19?

The Obamas - All Over My Coffee Table

Damn! Shallow just got a whole lot deeper.

Jesus is Coming, and He's Taking Cascading Style Sheets with Him

Jesus Means Business!


For $5.49 you can order a WhooshKlinx (TM), with accessories (see bottom right of image above). When you are raptured your WhooshKlinx (TM) will be left behind. Those who find it will be pointed to a Bible verse explaining why all the Christians are gone. The site claims that "each tag is embossed with a unique serial number," though it does not say why.

Please honor the trademark WhooshKlinx. Obviously a lot of thought went into the name. If you must stand on the shoulder of this giant, the trade names WhooshKlinks, WhooshClinks, and WoopsKinks, may still be available.

Bristol Palin, Like..., Uh..., Abstinence Doesn't Work

Four more kids and she can run for office.

Thanks, Joe.My.God.

More Barbaric Catholic Perversion

Wojciech Giertych, a Catholic monsignor and the personal theologian to the Pope, maintains that sex discrimination continues in Hell, according to a new study approved by the Vatican.

Men, it seems, are so into lust and gluttony that they have no energy or interest left for pride. Women, on the other hand, are into pride, envy and anger. Lust takes a back seat.

In Hell men will be pelted with fire and brimstone while women will be broken on a wheel.

Who the fuck makes this shit up? Which part of the following does the Vatican not understand?

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
Galatians 3:28

This is what Giertych believes will happen to women in Hell.

"The naked heretic had each limb and joint broken precisely to avoid any fatal blows. He was then 'braided' into the spokes of the wheel and hoisted on to a post. There he was exposed to the elements - or left to be twirled by passers by who wanted to join in the fun."
Kenneth Humphries


Fuck Wojciech Giertych. Fuck the Pope. And fuck their sadistic perverted god.

- The Australian News | Men and women sin differently, Vatican says
Thanks, J-Walk Blog

New Product Announcement - Fat Free

(Note: Communion wafers is people.)

Thanks, Bits and Pieces.

Pope Shows His Horns

I prefer to see it as a sign from God.

Thanks, Joe.My.God.

The Family That Prays Together Strays Together

T.D. Jakes positions himself as the black Billy Graham, and received his crossover ordination on the Dr. Phil show. Jakes is likable enough, and the ladies love him. He's built an opaque and opulent lifestyle convincing them of their worth.

Jakes has spoken out publicly against gay marriage, but there are rumors that he might actually be more accepting of "teh gay." One of his sons was spotted at a black gay club in Atlanta in 2006, and he may have already come out to his dad.

That son, Jermaine Donnell Jakes, was arrested this week in what the Dallas Voice calls a "gay sex sting."

I hope that T.D. Jakes loves his son, no matter what, and accepts him as he is.

This mad Christian obsession with gay sex has to stop. It's ruining lives and killing people. It's not justified in the Bible, or the human heart.

Practical Jesus Hanger

Now I can use the treadmill.

From Denmark. Alsö comes in black.

- pid.se | Jesus Hanger
Thanks, J-Walk

Marriage in the Future Past

Our one tie to the glorious past is Richard Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" from the opera Lohengrin. Ah..., good pagan, anti-Semitic tradition.

- Website | The Christian Reformed Church
- Thank you, Cynical-C

Evolutionists Resort to Cute to Spread Their Filthy Doctrine

From ChristWire.com:

This week, evolutionists went into the dark, backward land of the Africas to abduct a real life monkey. They coerced this poor creature of the jungle into eating an apple on film, using camera work to make it look like a young child enjoying an apple. This propaganda piece is meant to sway your mind into thinking, ‘this is where man evolved from'.

As you should know, man was created approximately 6000 years ago and given dominion over the beasts and plant life of Earth. While evolution works in a point forward basis, all creatures of Earth have their origins in the Garden of Eden, where Adam named them one by one.

Oh, yay! A new religious spoof site1

- ChristWire.com | Cute Baby Monkey Eating an Apple Video is Evolutionist Propaganda
- Thanks, J-Walk

Masturbation is the New Molestation

Every now and then Christians trot out masturbation as a sin, and wage a campaign against it. Here's the latest. I suppose the shirt is supposed to make it easier for strangers to strike up a conversation about masturbation with you.

Dr. Ty (I don't think he's a real doctor) writes,

I have heard it said by many, especially by "Christians", that masturbation is not sex and even if you don't have a third grade education, you can clearly see that masturbation is sex. But many like to use that as an excuse to do it

Frankly, I have never needed an excuse to masturbate.

Most people who have engaged in masturbation know that the culmination of this sexual act ends in shame. I don't have to share with you the thousands of emails of the admittance of this shame because you know all too well since you have experienced it yourself. Curled up in a fetal position, crying, because your bed is even more empty and you're lonelier than you did before you violated yourself...Because God never created sex so that you could gratify yourself. The dictionary defined masturbation as self abuse...the miss use of yourself. The mistreatment, the manipulation, the exploitation of YOU.

Poor, poor brainwashed Christian.

Now if you really want to stop, get yourself some HandzOff gum. "Two HandzOff chews offer 4 to 6 hours of relief. You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed."

- Passion for Christ Movement | E T-shirts
- DaSouth.com | MASTERbation, because, doi, it MASTERS you.

Air Your Family's Dirty Laundry Anonymously

Christian author Mary E. Demuth has written a book and posted a corresponding site to help promote it.

Welcome to Family Secrets. So many of us live with secrets that haunt us, keep us awake at night, or noodle their way into our lives. Some secrets are funny (think: embarrassing moments). Some are tragic. But many hold us captive... That's why I created this site - to give you a safe place to air a secret anonymously.

Some of the secrets are tragic - kids abused and molested. Some are mundane - I wish God have given me better parents. But of course, some are ridiculous.

My children cry at night because their grandparents are not saved, yet I am afraid to tell my parents that, every time I speak about faith they brush me off. I am a chicken, not standing up for what I believe, not being the spokes person for my children, and allowing fear to prevent me from sharing the gospel with my parents.

Just so I can keep having fun after I die, I'm writing my own "Big Book of Family Secrets," but I name names. Actually, reading it makes me love my big ole fucked up family all the more.

- website | FamilySecrets.org

Christ as Kitten

It is the greatest story ever told. A man whose life brought joy and hope to the faithful of the world. A man who preached a message of love and peace, and died for all our sins. A man whose Word lives forever in all our hearts. Now, every aspect of that miraculous life, from His lowly birth in a manger, to His agonising death nailed to a cross is whimsically captured in charming feline form, by the artist and cat enthusiast Antonio Fictitio.

Drawing his inspiration from an extremely large gas bill, he 'purr'-fectly brings this 'tail' of inspiration to life and gives 'paws' for thought to lovers of cats, plates and Jesus alike.

- Wuff.Me.UK | Cats in Christ
- thanks | boingboing.net

No Porn in Heaven

You might want to read the Bible now, while you're still alive, because according to Heaven Tour all the naughty bits (and the naughty bits are VERY naughty) will be removed on the Golden Shores. All the items about sin will be washed with the blood of Jesus, so there won't be much left there that's interesting.

This is the library where the life story of every human is recorded and stored. Every thing that is done, every word that is spoken, and every thought that goes through one's mind is recorded in these books for all of eternity, whether good or bad. But there is one exception.

When a person asks God to forgive them of their sin, God takes the page of that book bearing the sin and wipes it clean with the blood of Jesus. After that cleansing the person is as pure as the day he was born and there is no more record of any wrong doing!

Day Late and a Dollar Short

"Like Kathy needs Regis, I need Jesus..." LOL