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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Women Showing BOTH Eyes a Sin in Saudi Arabia

palin winkSheikh Muhammad al-Habadan, a cleric from Saudi Arabia, thinks the women there are flashing a little too much flesh and has called for a more restrictive body sack for women, the niqab - one that exposes only ONE EYE. He is certain this will cut down on flirting and winking, which we gather is sapping Saudi men of their vital male essences.

Clearly al-Habadan watched Thursday's vice presidential debate and Governor Sarah Palin's continual winking caused his righteous sword of the Lord to be lifted on high.

For those of you who want to avoid the rush, order your new body sacks now! I *love* the interactive features over at HijabGirl.com. Mouse over the different fabrics for the Huda Prayer Outfit, but remember boys, be respectful. This is not a brassiere advertisement.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

People Over-identified With Their Candidates



Okay, this IS creepy. These people are just a little over-identified with Obama.

I have a lot of hope for Obama and Biden, but seriously, I don't think I could sing about it. Still, it's no creepier than Christian conservatives holding prayer rallies for Palin, which they did.

From ChristianNewsWire.com at Governor Palin Supporters to Hold Rallies, Prayer Vigils and Demonstrations Surrounding the October 2 Vice-Presidential Debate in St. Louis

Mary Maschmeier, of Defenders of the Unborn, sponsored the prayer rallies. In 2003, when Paul Hill was going to be executed for killing a doctor and a volunteer outside of a woman's clinic, Maschmeier said,
We feel that Paul Hill is no more guilty than our president putting a bounty on capturing or killing the sons of Saddam Hussein. Paul Hill was going to prevent this man from killing children that day, We don't advocate violence. But the only violence that usually happens at these clinics occurs inside, with the doctors killing the babies.
She doesn't support violence but she drove to Florida to protest to save Paul Hill's life.

Friday, October 3, 2008

This Week in Christian Crime

this week in christian crime
- Today's THV | Pine Bluff Pastor Faces Charges In Rape Of Stepdaughter
- MyFOX Austin | Former Round Rock Pastor Gets 5 Years for Stealing Money
- Record-Searchlight | Deputies arrest ex-pastor
- ReligionNewsBlog | Pastor Arrested With Miracle Machine
"'When [he] touches his flock, they fall down [thinking] he is using super natural powers,' Mr Asan Kasingye said. 'The machine is placed on any part of the body and gives a pleasant electric shock to whoever touches you.'"
- ExChristian.net | Youth pastor arrested on sex charges
- Reuters | Texas pastor arrested for dragging girl at camp

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Joe Six-Pack Lamb of God Beer Cozy

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What Would You Ask Bible Spice?

bible spiceHere's my question:
Governor Palin, your campaign tagline is "Country First." Do you have any other allegiances that might take precedence over your duty to your country?

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Christian Fashion Model Launches Anti-Gay, Anti-Abortion Doll Line

anti-abortion dollsReformed Fashion Models, Mmmm..., My Favorites

Former fashion model, Pam Davis, was a spokesperson for American Girl before she found out that the company gave money to "organizations that promoted abortion and homosexuality." She was "shocked," but God moved her to start her own doll line "that didn't espouse radical feminist ideas." The line is called "Girls 'n Grace." From her bio:
Pam Davis is well acquainted with the deceptive lure and power of fame and fortune. As a former model with the world-renowned Kim Dawson Agency and wife of former major league baseball pitcher Steve Davis, Pam has experienced the sweetest fruits secular popularity has to offer. And as thrilling and tempting as the things of the world were, Pam knew there was so much more.
Pam served a short time as a missionary in "the very dangerous Soviet Union," but was rewarded by the Lord upon returning to the U.S. with "an entirely new mission field to her: professional athletes and their wives."

sydney clairSydney Clair Wilcox (left), blonde haired and blue eyed, is a historical doll, "trying to keep up with all the changes around her. The year is 1965. In the middle of the civil rights, women's rights, and environmental movements," what is Sydney Clair up to? "The summer of 1965, Sydney Clair sets off on an enterprise to make money to purchase... a fun-loving golden retriever." Sydney Clair has a new friend, Patrice, who's black.

I love Pam's testimony, it's filled with all kinds of fun surprises,
I envisioned myself reaching women who, like me, were academics but had missed out on the pivotal truth of God's grace.
Her vision paid off.
In 2005, God would use a seemingly ordinary day out with my daughter to expand the borders of this ministry of grace and to bring my childhood penchant for using my dolls as spokeswomen for Christ full circle.
And the BEST part is her explanation of her use of the folksy "'n" in her titles.
Interviewer Tell us why it is significant that the "I" is missing from the word "in" in Girls ’n Grace books.

Pam Davis I have had a ministry entitled Grace 'n Christ for about ten years, so when it came time to name these new character role models it seemed appropriate to name them Girls 'n Grace. Then a year into establishing Girls 'n Grace, the Lord asked, "Pam do you know why it is called Girls 'n Grace?"

I answered, "It is because you want girls to live in an embrace of Your Grace: Jesus Christ?"

The Lord replied, "That is only partially true." Then He asked, "When do you use an apostrophe?"

I answered, "When there is a missing letter."

"And what is the missing letter?"

I said, "i".

"Exactly. For a girl to be a girl in an embrace of Grace they must have "i" missing."
You heard it straight from the mouth of Jesus, folks. Girls should not refer to themselves as "I".

Mississippi American Family Association Suggests Blacks May Riot

Let's Let a White Man Speak for Once
donald wildmon
OneNewsNow, the journalistic arm of the Donald Wildmon's American Family Association, of Tupelo, Mississippi, reported yesterday that if Obama loses the election there may be "race riots."
Corbin notes that seemingly small stories involving O.J. Simpson and Rodney King have brought into play terrible riots in major cities across the U.S. "I think a lot of people are looking to an Obama presidency to affirm the notion that somehow Americans aren't racist and, if for some reason Senator Obama loses, then it's just, 'Oh well, it's said and done. We must be a racist nation,'" Corbin adds.
On the other hand, if Obama WINS the election there will be a lot of angry white people who may choose to act in a pre-apocalyptic manner, as manifested by this very news story.