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Friday, October 31, 2008

Vote NO on Prop 8 - For the Children

no on prop 8Look my son in the face and tell him he can't marry or have a family.

Four years ago my husband and I adopted a nine-year-old boy. He'd been taken from his biological family when he was three and shuttled through six different foster homes in six years.

The three of us have worked very hard to create our family. Our son has added to our lives in ways we could never have imagined. We love him very much.

This year our son, who is now thirteen, came out to us. Our son is gay. We are fine with this.

The amazing thing about our boy is that he goes to school every day and lives his life true to himself. He's a happy child. He writes poetry. He skips. He's a track star. He excels at algebra. He loves the Stylistics. He has a blinding smile. Most of the kids at his school love him. But some of the boys call him "faggot." Yesterday our usually sunny boy, all five feet four inches of him, came home staring at the ground, visibly upset. Some of the boys at school were taunting him with cries of Yes on 8, the California proposition aimed at eliminating the right to marry for those who want to marry another of the same gender. The boys were punished by the school, but the damage was done.

Who are these followers of Jesus Christ who would tell my son, taken from his family at three, and homeless until he was nine, that he cannot marry and have a family of his own?

Why? What is the defect that renders our son a second class citizen without the rights to love another fully and openly, with the same privileges and protections afforded to others?

Jesus spoke in no uncertain terms about these pious people in Matthew 23.
For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.

But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.
Matthew 23:4, 13-15 KJV
Please vote against Prop 8. Prop 8 does not protect children. Proposition 8 crushes children. It tells some of our children that they are not as good as other children, that they don't deserve marriage and family.

Vote NO on Prop 8


- No on Prop 8 | Prop 8 is Discrimination

VOTE!



Too funny.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

"Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God's Economy"

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From Wonkette:
Did you know that some Christian dingbat has dubbed today the "Day of Prayer for the World's Economies?" Well here they are, at the Wall Street bull statue thing, praying to Jesus for money. The dingbat has explained, "We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the 'Lion's Market,' or God's control over the economic systems." Don't they know that God taking over the economic systems would be SOCIALISM from SPACE? Also: God will be very mad that they are worshiping a bronze idol here, since his second commandment PROHIBITS THAT, duh? Thanky you Wonkette operative "Dan the Man" for the sexy photo.

McCain and Palin Stand for Fetuses in the Heartland

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From The Campaign Silo:
Professor Deana Pollard Sacks snapped this picture with her cellphone at at the corner of Fries Road and Inverness Park Way in Houston, TX.

The McCain/Palin sign features a fetus waving an American flag overtop of the word LIFE. It doesn't look like official McMerch, but it's no joke.
A little feto-American floats like an astronaut in a sanitary, high-tech, self-contained womb. The "mother" who bears this child has been airbrushed out of the photo. The fetus waves an American flag, having already been drafted into James Dobson's army of the unborn.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tennessee Proclaims it White Ribbons Against Pornography Week

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Please Donate: It's Cheaper WAY Than a McCain Administration

donate obamaBe Scandalous and Suspicious!
If you have not yet donated, please DO. We all need to pull together and support the campaign. If you can give even $25.00 that is a big help toward an Obama/Biden win.

There has already been an attempt at voter suppression by the Republicans. We need a BIG WIN. Your donation will make a difference.

Republican Senator John McCain has called the small donations of people like you and I a "scandal" and "suspicious."

Fuck McCain! Give $25.00 or more, today.

Racism at the End of the Race

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Thousands gathered in Paris, Texas, for the 1893 lynching of Henry Smith. Click on photo for details.


Ida B. Wells-Barnett, a black woman born in 1862, made her career as an anti-lynching crusader. Her words are equally valid today, especially as we are seeing, as the campaigns wind up, an increase in racist rhetoric and attacks.

From Southern Horrors: Lynch Law in All Its Phases, by Ida B. Wells-Barnett, 1892.
The mob spirit has grown with the increasing intelligence of the Afro-American. It has left the out-of-the-way places where ignorance prevails, has thrown off the mask and with this new cry stalks in broad daylight in large cities, the centers of civilization, and is encouraged by the "leading citizens" and the press.
As reported by Xeni "Hussein" Jardin II, at BoingBoing.net,
Brandon McClelland, 24, was dragged to death beneath a truck driven by two white men in Paris, Texas last month. McClelland was black. The site of his death is about 200 miles from the location where James Byrd was murdered in a similar manner ten years ago.
This happened September 16, 2008. Charles Ryan Crostley, 27, and Shannon Keith Finley, 27, have been arrested.

Vote for Barack Obama. We need a change. We need it now.

Decoding Michelle Bachman



Michelle Bachman, congresswoman from Minnesota, appeared on Hardball the other night calling for an investigation of all the members of Congress to see who has "pro-" and "anti-" American sentiments. Trying to salvage what is left of her career she released this commercial.
Once again our nation is at a crossroads and it's a time for choosing. We could embrace government as the answer to our problems or we could choose freedom and liberty. I may not always get my words right, but I know that my heart is right, because my heart is for you, for your children, and for the blessing of liberty to remain for our great country. I'm Michelle Bachman and I approve this message.
First, there's the crossroads, and a time for choosing. Consider 2 Corinthians 6:2
Behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.
It's critical that you choose her now, as the end is nigh.

Second, consider her comment about government as an answer to our problems. Christians depend on God alone. The only purpose for government is forcing God's law on unbelievers. Consider 1 Peter 5:7,
Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
Then there's, "My heart is right," religious code for "My heart is right with God." In other words, she's saying that she meant everything she said and is offering this faux apology for "the world," and remains true to every vile and nasty thing she accidentally revealed to the secular among us.

There's no verse for this, but "getting your heart right with God" is common usage among Christians. Type it into teh Google and see.

Christians know these verses by heart. Bachman's speech was aimed directly at her Christian constituents. She walked a tightrope between placating them and appearing to apologize to the godless. This kind of deception is approved by Bachman, and by Christians. Lying is fine as long as it's for Jesus, unborn babies, and against the homos and blacks.

Here's one verse with which Bachman may not be familiar,
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44 (King James Version)

Friday, October 24, 2008

Don't Spread the Wealth - Keep It Concentrated!

mcdonaldsLittle Piper Palin tickled pink that the MacDonald's boycott is over. Piper is sporting the $790 Louis Vuitton's Monogram Canvas Montorgueil PM bag.

I guess Piper lost a tooth.


President Obama | The Day After



Cue the sinister music. Janet Porter of SoundTheAlarmNow.com put together a nifty little video detailing what Obama will do to American in his first ambitious 48 hours.
  • Death to America Coalition continues to celebrate

  • William Ayers appointed as director of Homeland Security

  • Jeremiah Wright appointed head of Faith Based Initiatives

  • Obama outlaws all handguns

  • Obama passes Freedom of Choice Act - Abortions for All!

  • Increased funding for Acorn

  • The dead vote

  • Fines for those without insurance

  • Michelle Obama reads about "Heather and Her Two Mommies" to small school children

  • Russian invades the Ukraine - Obama votes "Present"

  • US Businesses flee the U.S.

  • Joe the Plumber moves to Holland

  • Tony Rezko pardoned, appointed to HUD

  • Farrakhan keynote speaker at Presidential prayer breakfast

  • Muslim call to prayer sounded at capital five times a day

  • Obama appeases environmentalists

  • Obama places orphans in homes of homosexuals

  • Gag rule on Hannity, Limbaugh and all Christians

Porter pleads, "Help save Western Civilization - Vote McCain/Palin!"

Move over Jack T. Chick, you've been served.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Jesus - Wrong for America



Thanks, Jesus General

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

This Is Why It Cost $150,000 to Dress Sarah Palin

palin styleOMG! Who wears a pink ribbon dress with BROWN PANTS?? No wonder it took $150,000 to clean her up.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Our Cat Endorses Obama

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Our cat, Shadow, finally came out and endorsed Obama. Shadow praised Obama for his intellectual curiosity.

Shadow said he made his final decision during the last debate. He thought Obama did a great job, but was put off by McCain's grimaces and his awkward paws.

Monday, October 20, 2008

It's the State Flag of OHIO!

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Michelle Malkin had to talk her minions off the ledge when they mistakenly took the Ohio state flag for an Obama flag.

Jesus Christ on a Cracker!

ALL TAXES are Redistribution of Income



Over at Lawyers, Guns and Money they're getting it right in the post No one knows who they were, or what they were doing
It's an oversimplification to say that the Republican party exists for the sole purpose of redistributing as much of the nation's wealth as possible into the hands of the richest one-tenth of one percent of the population, and that everything else -- the cultural wars over abortion and gay rights and the death penalty and drugs and crime and the terrorists -- is just a dry-ice machine at a rock concert, obscuring the descent of a severely undersized Stonehenge monolith onto the stage of American political life.
Read the entire post, it's great, as is the site.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Evolution of Obama and McCain

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Yes On 8 | Twofold More the Child of Hell



This message appears at the end of a Yes on Proposition 8 video, promoted by ProtectMarriage.com
Most supporters... believe that marriage between a man and a woman is the ideal circumstance for most children to be raised by their own biological mother and father.
So much for adoption. But you knew that already, didn't you? More than half a million children languish in the foster care system in our country. About 40% of these will "age out" of the system. That means they will leave the system without being placed in a permanent home.

Statistics from the Pew Charitable Trust:
Studies have documented the serious challenges facing many youth who age out of foster care. One in four will be incarcerated within two years of leaving foster care, 1 in 5 will become homeless, only half will graduate from high school, and less than 3 percent receive college degrees.
So what does Proposition 8 mean? Fewer homes for foster children, and a more hostile environment for those who were ejected from their homes for being gay. There has to be a special place in Hell for those who cling to their vain beliefs at the expense of children. Jesus said,
But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in... Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.
Matthew 23:13 KJV
PS I doubt the Black Eyed Peas permitted their song to accompany this video.


- Pew Charitable Trusts | Foster Care Reform
- Pew Charitable Trusts | Aging Out of Foster Care

Mark Wahlberg | Do You Pray with That Mouth?

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Professed Christian, actor and underwear model, Mark Wahlberg threatened comedian Andy Samberg for doing a pretty good impersonation of Wahlberg talking to a chicken. See the video.
When I see that kid, I'm going to crack that big fucking nose of his. Then I'm going to tell him, 'say hi to your mother for me'.... I'm going to go down to '30 Rock'.. and I'm going to slap him in the nose... I guaran-fucking-tee you.
Perhaps remembering that he represents Jesus, Wahlberg added,
Then, and then, instead of me forgiving him, I'm going to ask him to forgive me. Right?
Kimmel responded, "That's just how Jesus would have done it"


- Previously from Miss Poppy | Mark Wahlberg Thinking Of Jesus

Friday, October 17, 2008

Stephen Baldwin, "I'd like to knock some good sense into Barack"

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Professed Christian, actor, and now bloated Stephen Baldwin is reported in the New York Daily News saying,
I'd like to knock some good sense into Barack. I wouldn't hurt him. But if he wins the election, he'll hurt me. He's a cultural terrorist.
You may remember Stephen Baldwin from the soft core porn classics Bound by Lies and Zebra Lounge.


- HuffingtonPost.com | Stephen Baldwin: Obama A "Cultural Terrorist"
- NYDailyNews.com | Gossip

McDonald's Boycott | Water of No Effect

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I think this person was trying to say "of no effect whatever..."
I am pleasantly surprised and glad to hear that this strategy [McDonald's boycott] worked since it was water of no effect when Christians said they boycotting Disneyland and most went anyways.
You can tell from their responses that Christians are elated to return to McDonalds though some are still a little wary.
People beware, just because a rattlesnake is sleeping, does not mean it will not bite you.
OneNewsNow, where these responses are posted, is the journalistic division of the American Family Association.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Ladies, Your Health is an "Extreme Pro-abortion Position"

health of the mother

McCain wants you to be able to choose your own doctor, because we have too much government.
MCCAIN: I want to leave money in your pocket. I want you to be able to choose the health care for you and your family. That's what I'm all about. And we've got too much government and too much spending and the government is -- the size of government has grown by 40 percent in the last eight years.
But if you're a woman, too much government wants to step in between you and the doctor you choose to be sure your concern for your health is not extreme.
MCCAIN: Just again, the example of the eloquence of Senator Obama. He's health for the mother. You know, that's been stretched by the pro-abortion movement in America to mean almost anything.

That's the extreme pro-abortion position, quote, "health."
McCain punctuated his comments by making air quotes when he said "health of the mother."

Vote No on Gray Marriage

no gray marriageClearly, marriage is the union of one man and one woman (at a time) with the express purpose of creating children.

There's no reason for old people to either get, or remain, married. They can't have children. All they are doing is indulging their venal lusts (eww! ick!) They parade their relationships around, flaunting their lifestyles, grossing out their grandchildren with their deep gum kisses and fumbling fondling.

Normal humans are naturally repulsed by the idea of old people having sex. Sure, they pretend to be like us. They dye their hair, have surgery to tighten their flesh, and take drugs to get and stay hard, or moist. I'm sorry, people, to have to be so graphic, but it's true. Old people can only support the pretense of marriage by taking drugs. These sham marriages support and sustain a drug culture, and they want this paid for with YOUR tax dollars.

Protect marriage by supporting the "No On Gray Marriage" campaign today.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Palin's Polar Bear Pin

polar bear pinShe can see polar bears from her blouse!

On the Possibility of Having My Sanity Handed to Me on a Silver Platter

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You know what I really love about Barack Obama? No matter what has happened, no matter how ugly it's gotten, and it has gotten ugly, Obama has remained unflappable. He is true to himself and his goals and doesn't let the pettiness get to him, at least not pubicly.

I wish I was more like that. As the days before the election draw near I wonder, what will I do if Obama wins, and, more importantly, what will I do if Obama loses? Whoever wins, my reaction needs to be the same. If Obama inspires me to be bigger than myself, to reach out to connect with and help others, then that response will be even more important if Obama loses.

It has gotten so ugly, and even scary. I'm seeing so much fear and anger. The irony is, I believe Obama would be just as much the president of the people slandering him as he would be of me. But I don't get that feeling about McCain. Palin highlights the differences between the McCain and Obama followers, pitting us against each other. Obama doesn't do that. So I think I have to stop pitting myself against these people, too, and attempt, as Obama does, to reach out to them in love and acceptance.

I am tired of the division. I'm tired of the mistrust and the judgements.

At the end of Bill Clinton's recent interview on The Daily Show, Clinton said,
But let's get real here. The purpose of this election is to win. We need to do what gets votes. We already got all the people that love us on this side. We gotta get some others. We gotta love them, not expect them to love us.
The anti-abortion, anti-gay Christian is not going to love us, even if we're not gay or getting abortions. We have to find a way to give our love to them.



To tell you the truth, I don't know how to do that. Maybe like the early Michael Moore I need to gather the local militia in my minivan and take them to the county fair. Maybe I should take a case of water to the anti-abortion protestors at the clinic with a note that says "Thank you for exercising your constitutional rights," or set up a table recruiting people to come to a foster parent orientation? Maybe I could learn a lesson from Ron Kovic, who was a customer at a restaurant I worked at in the 90s. He rolled among the tables in his wheelchair greeting people and shaking hands and made his way to me to introduce himself and shake my hand. Nothing was going on, there was no event. It's just who Ron Kovic is - a man with startling blue eyes who makes every effort to make those around him feel comfortable. Maybe I'll start telling the truth to, and sharing my vision with, my GOP-voting elders, the ones I already love so dearly. Maybe I'll start there.

The poking fun, the snarkiness, the sarcasm - that's not really meant to change our opponents - it's meant to convince us that we still exist. If I need Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert to survive the reality-denying violence of our political system, what do the tools of our opponents say about their need to survive? What would be my mental state if I needed Bill O'Reilly to ground me rather than Steven Colbert? We're all frightened and disenfranchised.

Power has both sides spinning their wheels, angry at each other rather than the system. I hate to paraphrase Dr. Phil, but since he probably stole this line anyway, "This situation needs a hero (or heroine)."

If Obama wins we need to spend the next 4-8 years convincing our opponents that Obama is their president, and we can't fuss and fret every time Obama acts like their president and not ours. I don't want a personal president any more than I want a personal savior. I want someone who will be president to all Americans and bring us together. If we end up with a president who won't do that, then we're going to have to do it ourselves.

Bill Hicks, another guardian of my sanity, wrote about a mushroom trip he took,
I laid in a field of green grass for four hours, going, "My God...I love everything." The heavens parted. God looked down and rained gifts of forgiveness... onto my being, healing me on every level, psychically, physically, emotionally. And I realized our true nature is spirit, not body, that we are eternal beings, and God's love is unconditional: 'n' there's nothing we can ever do to change that. It is only our illusion that we are separate from God, or that we are alone. In fact the reality is we are one with God and he loves us.
Yeah, yeah, he's on drugs. Here's the important part.
Now, if that isn't a hazard to this country. Do you see my point? How are we gonna keep building nuclear weapons, you know what I mean? What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one? It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Which would be a real bummer, you know. You can see why the government's cracking down...on the idea of experiencing unconditional love.

Bill Hicks | Love All the People | Letters, Lyrics, Routines
Why wouldn't the government want us to help each other? Because if we did, if we worked across our divisions, we would be the government and the people we elect would work for us.

It doesn't mean we can't have art or humor. But we need more. We need to stop fearing the "L" word: love. Bill Clinton uses it. Obama and Joe Biden use it. We need to get used to it and use it, too, and give it away. The love we give is not for them, it's for us.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Find Jesus Game

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Jesus is hiding somewhere in the livingroom and you gotta find Him or suffer forever! But you must hurry because you never know which breath might be your last! Then, if you find Jesus, drag Him out of His hiding spot with your mouse and scream out "I FOUND JESUS!" Have your friends found Jesus? Email them this link and tell them they need to Find Jesus too!
If you do well, try playing level 2.

Thanks, Dr. Lance.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Catholic Priest Comes Out Against Prop 8

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Father Geoffrey Farrow, 50, was removed as pastor of the Saint Paul Newman Center in Fresno, CA, according to the LA Times.

In response to Proposition 8, a state constitutional measure limiting marriage to one man and one woman (at a time), Farrow told his congregation,
How is marriage protected by intimidating gay and lesbian people into loveless and lonely lives? I am morally compelled to vote no of Proposition 8.
He added,
I know these words of truth will cost me dearly, but to withhold them... I would become an accomplice to a moral evil that strips gay and lesbian people not only of their civil rights but of their human dignity as well.
Farrow came out as gay in a television interview shortly before he delivered the sermon. The Catholic church responded,
Your statement contradicted the teaching of the Catholic Church and has brought scandal to your parish community as well as the whole Church.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Christian Long National Nightmare of McDonald's Boycott Finally Over

Christians Clinging to Their Buns and Libels

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The Family Research Council announced today in an email alert that McDonald's Straightens Up and Fries Right!. Touché, FRC, touché!! Yes, the boycott is over. McDonald's has resigned from the Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce. The FRC quoted McDonald's.
It is our policy not to be involved in political and social issues. McDonald's remains neutral on same-sex marriage [and the] 'homosexual agenda...'
The unedited quote reads,
It is our policy to not be involved in political and social issues. McDonald's remains neutral on same-sex marriage or any 'homosexual agenda' as defined by the American Family Association.
Boycotting McDonald's was a painful committment to many Christians, as a sampling of their comments reveal.
Oh, how my heart is breaking for your decision to support that which the Lord God frowns on.

Our family will also discontinue picking up breakfast at McDonalds on the way to church!

We will no longer visit the ole' McD's. Ronald McDonald must be turning over in his grave.

Until you shift into neutral, I'm staying in reverse to McDonalds and going forward to other places that support good Christian and moral values.

I'm sorry McDonalds has taken this position. It will be very inconvenient for my wife and I to find another place to eat in the very short time we have between daily Mass and choir practice on Wednesday evenings, but we will have to do so.

I read all of the comments below & that is positively my sediment!!

McDonald I am a regular customer in your store but I will not be eating in your store any more because of your open support of gay. I am a christianand God says they are an Abolition and God will deal with them.

McDonalds no more! You want to support those who choose to abominate our Lord, You will not see me at McDonalds again until you reconsider your position and even then I don't think I'll come back as I still don't trust Ford either.

I wanted to leave a comment, but there is no way to type a comment in.

One of my earliest memories is stopping by McDonalds for hamburgers and french fries with my family. How unfortunate that I will be unable to continue that custom with my grandchildren.
Their sacrifices were not for naught. As it says in the Good Book, "Cast your buns upon the water and they shall return to you after many days." [my paraphrase]

I don't suppose it would do any good to call for the left to boycott McDonald's now, would it?

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Feinting Spells

- American Family Association | Athiests fight historical right of prayer
- CBNNews.com | Christain Couple Granted Asylum in UK
- Hindustan Times | Nun is safe under chruch custody: Christian leaders

McCain Playing with Fire

Colonel W. Patrick Lang, a retired senior officer of U.S. Military Intelligence and U.S. Army Special Forces, posted this today at his blog, Sic Semper Tyrannis 2008.
Something happened that caused McCain to rebuke a woman at a rally who fumbled in frustration for words and then called Obama an "Arab." McCain drew back from that and insisted to her that his opponent was a "decent man, a family man, with whom I disagree on some things." The mob did not like that. It hissed and cried out in frustration when denied its leader in hatred. The mob had a right to be confused. McCain had made no previous objection to this kind of talk. The mob was puzzled. Appeals to hatred of the "other" have been occurring at his rallies for a couple of weeks. Something must have happened to change his attitude. Did the Secret Service object to this incitement of violence? Did some saner soul amongst the Republicans object? Something happened.

Christian Fashion Model Launches Anti-Gay, Anti-Abortion Doll Line

anti-abortion dollsReformed Fashion Models, Mmmm..., My Favorites

Former fashion model, Pam Davis, was a spokesperson for American Girl before she found out that the company gave money to "organizations that promoted abortion and homosexuality." She was "shocked," but God moved her to start her own doll line "that didn't espouse radical feminist ideas." The line is called "Girls 'n Grace." From her bio:
Pam Davis is well acquainted with the deceptive lure and power of fame and fortune. As a former model with the world-renowned Kim Dawson Agency and wife of former major league baseball pitcher Steve Davis, Pam has experienced the sweetest fruits secular popularity has to offer. And as thrilling and tempting as the things of the world were, Pam knew there was so much more.
Pam served a short time as a missionary in "the very dangerous Soviet Union," but was rewarded by the Lord upon returning to the U.S. with "an entirely new mission field to her: professional athletes and their wives."

sydney clairSydney Clair Wilcox (left), blonde haired and blue eyed, is a historical doll, "trying to keep up with all the changes around her. The year is 1965. In the middle of the civil rights, women's rights, and environmental movements," what is Sydney Clair up to? "The summer of 1965, Sydney Clair sets off on an enterprise to make money to purchase... a fun-loving golden retriever." Sydney Clair has a new friend, Patrice, who's black.

I love Pam's testimony, it's filled with all kinds of fun surprises,
I envisioned myself reaching women who, like me, were academics but had missed out on the pivotal truth of God's grace.
Her vision paid off.
In 2005, God would use a seemingly ordinary day out with my daughter to expand the borders of this ministry of grace and to bring my childhood penchant for using my dolls as spokeswomen for Christ full circle.
And the BEST part is her explanation of her use of the folksy "'n" in her titles.
Interviewer Tell us why it is significant that the "I" is missing from the word "in" in Girls ’n Grace books.

Pam Davis I have had a ministry entitled Grace 'n Christ for about ten years, so when it came time to name these new character role models it seemed appropriate to name them Girls 'n Grace. Then a year into establishing Girls 'n Grace, the Lord asked, "Pam do you know why it is called Girls 'n Grace?"

I answered, "It is because you want girls to live in an embrace of Your Grace: Jesus Christ?"

The Lord replied, "That is only partially true." Then He asked, "When do you use an apostrophe?"

I answered, "When there is a missing letter."

"And what is the missing letter?"

I said, "i".

"Exactly. For a girl to be a girl in an embrace of Grace they must have "i" missing."
You heard it straight from the mouth of Jesus, folks. Girls should not refer to themselves as "I".

Friday, October 10, 2008

Ha Ha Ha America - More Relevant Than Ever



Ah, the smell of fragrant monkey tail...

Christian Businessman Paul Johnson's Pro-Life Radio Ads

paul johnson insurancePaul Johnson, an insurance salesman serving Kentucky, Ohio, and Indiana, is running a series of radio ads with a pro-life message. Listen, or read the transcript.
Ringgggg... Paul Johnson Who's this? Gawwwd? Yes, Lord. What's on your mind? My vote on November 4th could save the lives of thousands of children? The sixth commandment? Thou shalt not kill. And you call the unborn in the Old and New Testament 'child'? You say we all need to look deeply into the eyes of our kids and their kids, into a mirror, into our own hearts, and hear the sound of the abortion candidates shouting, "Not one of you have the right to draw your first breath." I should check out "Conception to Birth" video on YouTube? You're going to be in the voting booth that day? And you've scheduled my appearance before you already? [Cue the bagpipes and "Amazing Grace"] And your terms of pardon are in Acts 2:38?
Acts 2:38, "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost."


- Paul Johnson Insurance | His batshit crazy website

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Pastor Will Bury Himself for Three Days - Deliver Message to Obama

Don't forget to take a pickle jar.

reverend raymond s. porter

Raymond S. Porter, the pastor of The Holy Ghost Church of Fire, or Norfolk, Virginia, will put himself into a casket for three days and three nights - just like Jesus. Then, according to the press release, "...he will come out and give a message to Mr. Obama from God, that the whole world may hear." (Sic) throughout.
This is about murdering innocent babies. Our society calls it abortion, but I call it what it is murder.

The reason why I am doing this is out of obedience to God. Many Americans think our economy is failing because of the Bush Administration, but they are wrong, it is because of sin.

We are a very sinful nation, therefore God is against us... We are suppose to be a civilized nation but we are practicing Barbaric behavior called human sacrifice. It is sad that we live in a county were it is perfectly legal to murder an unborn child for convenience, maybe the mother to be says, 'It's not the right time, I must further my career', or a mother may tell her teenage daughter, 'You must get rid of the baby because you are to young. You must finish school'. It is human sacrifice for one's own convenience. Senator Barack Obama said if he becomes president that he would intervene in the African countries where genocide is taking place. He will not however, intervene in Roe vs. Wade which is genocide that is taking place here in America everyday disguised as planned parenthood.
Reverend Porter invited Donald Spitz of the Army of God [nsfw] to visit his church. Spitz idolizes Paul Hill, who murdered a doctor and a volunteer outside of Women's Medical Clinic in Florida. He calls Paul Hill an American hero.

October Surprise | Racism

Did you know Americans have more than thirty different words for "nigger"?



From Southern Horrors: Lynch Law in All Its Phases, by Ida B. Wells-Barnett, 1892.
The mob spirit has grown with the increasing intelligence of the Afro-American. It has left the out-of-the-way places where ignorance prevails, has thrown off the mask and with this new cry stalks in broad daylight in large cities, the centers of civilization, and is encouraged by the "leading citizens" and the press.

Pro-Life Pharmacist Calls Senator Barack Obama "Barrie Hussein"

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Pharmacist Karen Brauer, shown here sporting a coonskin cap
The Fetus Told Me I Could Be Racist

Karen Brauer, of
Pharmacists For Life International
, posted a press release today with this enigmatic title:
Barrie Hussein: Congenital Liar
In the release she protests Senator Barack Obama's alleged stance on stem cell research.
Obama is so brazen as to continue to lie to his supporters, even after the drive-by media has revealed his falsehood. In this way, he's telling his voting constituency that they are ignorant, and he's counting on them to remain ignorant.

Karen L Brauer MS, RPh is president of Pharmacists for Life International, the most fully pro-life pharmacists organization. Find our politically incorrect site at http://www.pfli.org.
What is the pathway from "Senator Barack Obama" to "Barrie Hussein"?

Altar Boys | Wriggley Lace-clad Angels

altar boys

From Men, Dear Men, chapter 12, "a series of articles on Christian manners for men taken from a book entitled, 'The Christian Gentleman', by G.C. Davy. (1960)"
Altar-Boys
Those lace-clad angels that wriggle and bounce around our altars are privileged beings - more privileged than most of them seem to realise.
He sounds just like Humbert Humbert.
It is a fact that many altar-boys are restless in the sanctuary. Often this is due to over-eagerness or a natural lack of deportment. However, if an altar-boy realises where he is and what he is doing, his movements will not be too ungraceful. He must, of course, be always alert to assist the priest and anticipate what is needed both in the sacristy and at the altar.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Fan Mail from Some Flounder

How can I argue when she's so polite?
You should research the thousands of accounts where devote agnostics and atheists have had near death experiences which they saw hell and it changed their lives forever. Google it you'll find a lot plus scientists who support the idea of life after death. Blasphemy is way to hell. Have a nice day!
Ashley Williamson

Christians Foster Hatred, Not Children



The rabidly anti-gay, anti-choice Campaign for Children and Families posted a news release protesting Governor Schwarzenegger signing into law AB 3015, which requires foster parents to treat their gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered foster children with respect, and to offer the same protections afforded their heterosexual counterparts. They wail,
Under the new law, morally-minded foster parents will be trained to teach children in their homes what they themselves believe is a lie. In addition, the bill author says AB 3015 will "ensure that foster youth and their caregivers are knowledgeable about how to report" foster parents and public school teachers who cannot and will not support homosexuality, bisexuality or transsexuality. In other words, under AB 3015, positive and healthy pro-family values on sexual behavior and believing in natural gender can be reported as "harassment."
Excuse me, but foster parents and paid to foster CHILDREN not their religious beliefs or tender feelings. If you cannot foster CHILDREN then do not become a foster PARENT.

If you want to foster your hatred toward your gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered brethren, GO TO CHURCH!

Pope Advises on Financial Crisis

pope crustyAccording to the TimesOnline, the jewel-encrusted Pope Benedict, looking very much like a Fabergé egg, told the world yesterday,
He who builds only on visible and tangible things like success, career and money builds the house of his life on sand. We are now seeing, in the collapse of major banks, that money vanishes, it is nothing. All these things that appear to be real are in fact secondary. Only God's words are a solid reality.

The Trees Community Music Release

the trees community

A mystical musical Jesus commune from the 70s that made some really wild music, available now.
"The Trees" were a Christian, contemplative community and a music group. Based at the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine in New York City, our traveling life in the 1970’s was shared publicly, across America and Canada, through original music as well as through other forms of service to others.

- Thanks | Roscoe

Vatican Blasts Democrats as "Party of Death"

inquisition

The Existentialist Cowboy points out the hypocrisy of the Catholic church, responsible for millions of deaths over the last 2000 years, in calling the Democrats the "party of death."
The Prefect of the Vatican's Supreme Court of the Apostolic Signature has accused the U.S. Democratic party of transforming itself into a party of death. Raymond Burke, former Archbishop of St. Louis, lashed out at high profile Catholics - vice presidential candidate Joe Biden and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi - for misrepresenting Church teaching on abortion.
Catholic priests love children.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Abercrombie & Fitch Banned at BJU

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I'm not sure if Bob Jones University would ban the shirt shown above, but it just might. From their school dress code,
Brand Restrictions
Abercrombie & Fitch and its subsidiary Hollister have shown an unusual degree of antagonism to the name of Christ and an unusual display of wickedness in their promotions. In protest, articles displaying their logos are not acceptable to be worn, carried, or displayed (even if covered or masked in some way).
Could it be A&F is just too gay? Here's what Lou Sheldon from the Traditional Values Coalition thinks,
How would George Washington, Thomas Jefferson or Ben Franklin react to the pornographic clothing catalog produced by Abercrombie & Fitch (A&F)? The most recent catalog contains 120 photos of naked and nearly-naked men and women in various sexual poses. One poolside photo suggests bestiality and several show naked men romping in the surf together. The back of the catalog contains "Greatest Hits of Dirty Reading," which are books that have been barred from school libraries.
And Americans for Truth About Homosexuality has a boner for A&F as well, complaining that Abercrombie & Fitch, Walt Disney Co. Promote Homosexuality 100%.

Blessing of the Waves

blessing of the waves

Muslims, Jews and Christians blessed the waves last Sunday at Huntington Beach, CA, by pouring a bowl of holy water in the ocean.

Digger Green, a 52-year-old native of Queensland, Australia, told reporters,
This is my life. It is my church.
I can dig it. The beautiful, changing color of the waves, the power of the ocean, the waning significance of human endeavor, the lovely feel of the water, and the joy of playing in it, all are what I imagine believers might feel when they're in church, but what I never did - there. The waves don't need to be blessed, however. They are a blessing in themselves. They bless us.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Some of His Best Friends are of the Homosexual Persuasion

gay tattoosAccording to the TelegraphUK, "Rev Dr Peter Mullen is Rector of St Michael Cornhill and Chaplain to the Stock Exchange," which makes him more than qualified to float a new idea about those of the homosexual "persuasion."

Mullins wrote in this blog,
It is time that religious believers began to recommend specific utilitarian discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets: Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS. In addition the obscene "gay pride" parades and carnivals should be banned for they give rise to passive corruption, comparable to passive smoking. Young people forced to witness these excrescences are corrupted by them.
Mullen's explained his post saying,
I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality. [my emphases]
Mullen's lurid imagination, limited as it is to anal sex, does not have the capacity for anything as sophisticated as satire. Homosexuality is not limited to males. Indeed some women are sexually attracted to other women, and even among men, homosexuality is expressed in a panoply of sexual play. The zenith of homosexual expression is not, as Mullens would have us believe, anal sex.

Read the entire post by clicking more. Negotiations with diocesan officials required the removal of his blog which is still cached at Google.

American Family Association Quiz - "Shoud (sic) You Vote for Obama?"

Of course, you knew this would involve fetuses.

plastic fetuses

The American Family Association, of Tupelo, Mississippi, is promoting a quiz designed by Brad S. O'Leary. O'Leary is hawking his new book, Audacity of Deceit, which is a clever twist on Obama's title, Audacity of Hope. (Touché!) O'Leary's book is published by WorldNetDaily Books.

Here's my favorite question.
Knowing that the next president may be able to appoint two or three U.S. Supreme Court Justices, who may be called to make rulings on the issue of Abortion; do you support or oppose a president who does not know when life begins?
No one KNOWS when life begins, though, I personally believe that life begins at 40.

Here are my results,
Thanks for taking The Obama Test! You AGREED with the Barack Obama position on 36 of the 48 test questions. This means you agree with the Obama position 75% of the time. I hope this will help you make an informed decision on Election Day.

- American Family Association | Shoud you vote for Obama? Take a test and find out...
- MissPoppy.com | Fetal Models - Pinkies (pictured above)

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Women Showing BOTH Eyes a Sin in Saudi Arabia

palin winkSheikh Muhammad al-Habadan, a cleric from Saudi Arabia, thinks the women there are flashing a little too much flesh and has called for a more restrictive body sack for women, the niqab - one that exposes only ONE EYE. He is certain this will cut down on flirting and winking, which we gather is sapping Saudi men of their vital male essences.

Clearly al-Habadan watched Thursday's vice presidential debate and Governor Sarah Palin's continual winking caused his righteous sword of the Lord to be lifted on high.

For those of you who want to avoid the rush, order your new body sacks now! I *love* the interactive features over at HijabGirl.com. Mouse over the different fabrics for the Huda Prayer Outfit, but remember boys, be respectful. This is not a brassiere advertisement.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

People Over-identified With Their Candidates



Okay, this IS creepy. These people are just a little over-identified with Obama.

I have a lot of hope for Obama and Biden, but seriously, I don't think I could sing about it. Still, it's no creepier than Christian conservatives holding prayer rallies for Palin, which they did.

From ChristianNewsWire.com at Governor Palin Supporters to Hold Rallies, Prayer Vigils and Demonstrations Surrounding the October 2 Vice-Presidential Debate in St. Louis

Mary Maschmeier, of Defenders of the Unborn, sponsored the prayer rallies. In 2003, when Paul Hill was going to be executed for killing a doctor and a volunteer outside of a woman's clinic, Maschmeier said,
We feel that Paul Hill is no more guilty than our president putting a bounty on capturing or killing the sons of Saddam Hussein. Paul Hill was going to prevent this man from killing children that day, We don't advocate violence. But the only violence that usually happens at these clinics occurs inside, with the doctors killing the babies.
She doesn't support violence but she drove to Florida to protest to save Paul Hill's life.

Friday, October 3, 2008

This Week in Christian Crime

this week in christian crime
- Today's THV | Pine Bluff Pastor Faces Charges In Rape Of Stepdaughter
- MyFOX Austin | Former Round Rock Pastor Gets 5 Years for Stealing Money
- Record-Searchlight | Deputies arrest ex-pastor
- ReligionNewsBlog | Pastor Arrested With Miracle Machine
"'When [he] touches his flock, they fall down [thinking] he is using super natural powers,' Mr Asan Kasingye said. 'The machine is placed on any part of the body and gives a pleasant electric shock to whoever touches you.'"
- ExChristian.net | Youth pastor arrested on sex charges
- Reuters | Texas pastor arrested for dragging girl at camp

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Joe Six-Pack Lamb of God Beer Cozy

lamb of god beer cozyFrom MissPoppy.com,
Protect your fine furniture from beer can sweat with our Joe Six-Pack Lamb of God beer cozy. Handy bell alerts you should you nod off while operating heavy machinery or running the country. (Note: Do NOT operate machinery or run the country while drinking. Small parts - not safe for children.)

Just $3.95 while supplies last.

What Would You Ask Bible Spice?

bible spiceHere's my question:
Governor Palin, your campaign tagline is "Country First." Do you have any other allegiances that might take precedence over your duty to your country?

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Christian Fashion Model Launches Anti-Gay, Anti-Abortion Doll Line

anti-abortion dollsReformed Fashion Models, Mmmm..., My Favorites

Former fashion model, Pam Davis, was a spokesperson for American Girl before she found out that the company gave money to "organizations that promoted abortion and homosexuality." She was "shocked," but God moved her to start her own doll line "that didn't espouse radical feminist ideas." The line is called "Girls 'n Grace." From her bio:
Pam Davis is well acquainted with the deceptive lure and power of fame and fortune. As a former model with the world-renowned Kim Dawson Agency and wife of former major league baseball pitcher Steve Davis, Pam has experienced the sweetest fruits secular popularity has to offer. And as thrilling and tempting as the things of the world were, Pam knew there was so much more.
Pam served a short time as a missionary in "the very dangerous Soviet Union," but was rewarded by the Lord upon returning to the U.S. with "an entirely new mission field to her: professional athletes and their wives."

sydney clairSydney Clair Wilcox (left), blonde haired and blue eyed, is a historical doll, "trying to keep up with all the changes around her. The year is 1965. In the middle of the civil rights, women's rights, and environmental movements," what is Sydney Clair up to? "The summer of 1965, Sydney Clair sets off on an enterprise to make money to purchase... a fun-loving golden retriever." Sydney Clair has a new friend, Patrice, who's black.

I love Pam's testimony, it's filled with all kinds of fun surprises,
I envisioned myself reaching women who, like me, were academics but had missed out on the pivotal truth of God's grace.
Her vision paid off.
In 2005, God would use a seemingly ordinary day out with my daughter to expand the borders of this ministry of grace and to bring my childhood penchant for using my dolls as spokeswomen for Christ full circle.
And the BEST part is her explanation of her use of the folksy "'n" in her titles.
Interviewer Tell us why it is significant that the "I" is missing from the word "in" in Girls ’n Grace books.

Pam Davis I have had a ministry entitled Grace 'n Christ for about ten years, so when it came time to name these new character role models it seemed appropriate to name them Girls 'n Grace. Then a year into establishing Girls 'n Grace, the Lord asked, "Pam do you know why it is called Girls 'n Grace?"

I answered, "It is because you want girls to live in an embrace of Your Grace: Jesus Christ?"

The Lord replied, "That is only partially true." Then He asked, "When do you use an apostrophe?"

I answered, "When there is a missing letter."

"And what is the missing letter?"

I said, "i".

"Exactly. For a girl to be a girl in an embrace of Grace they must have "i" missing."
You heard it straight from the mouth of Jesus, folks. Girls should not refer to themselves as "I".

Mississippi American Family Association Suggests Blacks May Riot

Let's Let a White Man Speak for Once
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OneNewsNow, the journalistic arm of the Donald Wildmon's American Family Association, of Tupelo, Mississippi, reported yesterday that if Obama loses the election there may be "race riots."
Corbin notes that seemingly small stories involving O.J. Simpson and Rodney King have brought into play terrible riots in major cities across the U.S. "I think a lot of people are looking to an Obama presidency to affirm the notion that somehow Americans aren't racist and, if for some reason Senator Obama loses, then it's just, 'Oh well, it's said and done. We must be a racist nation,'" Corbin adds.
On the other hand, if Obama WINS the election there will be a lot of angry white people who may choose to act in a pre-apocalyptic manner, as manifested by this very news story.