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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Women Showing BOTH Eyes a Sin in Saudi Arabia

palin winkSheikh Muhammad al-Habadan, a cleric from Saudi Arabia, thinks the women there are flashing a little too much flesh and has called for a more restrictive body sack for women, the niqab - one that exposes only ONE EYE. He is certain this will cut down on flirting and winking, which we gather is sapping Saudi men of their vital male essences.

Clearly al-Habadan watched Thursday's vice presidential debate and Governor Sarah Palin's continual winking caused his righteous sword of the Lord to be lifted on high.

For those of you who want to avoid the rush, order your new body sacks now! I *love* the interactive features over at HijabGirl.com. Mouse over the different fabrics for the Huda Prayer Outfit, but remember boys, be respectful. This is not a brassiere advertisement.

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